Palinese

Oh, you knew she was going to end up here sooner or later. You could say she definitely had a part in the spark of inspiration to create this site.

But, let's remember our credo that most people aren't stupid but do and say stupid things. Sarah is definitely one of those people. What is weird is that she seems to do it on purpose a lot of the time. Let me just say that you don't get to capture the nation's attention just by being an idiot. I'm sure she's had help along the way and, at the risk of sounding sexist, her looks (she was a beauty queen) definitley haven't hurt her career.

Well, I won't delve into the past because she's definitely the gift that will keep on giving. So I'll start with her latest stupidness.

Just over a week ago she decided to use an oldie but goodie. She referred to President Obama buy using his full name. Now this isn't so much stupid as calculated and also showing complete desperation. In trying to defend Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell (she's on my list but Bill Maher has been a great job so maybe I'll leave it to the professionals for now) she threw out his name, which in her mind, is a slur. Her and McCain's own campaign of 2008 denounced people when they would use Obama's full name in obvious attempt to disparage him and remind people that his dad was an African muslim (like that is necessarily a bad thing anyway?).

But Sarah is the queen of the lowest common denominator. She uses tactics that 6 year olds on a playground use like calling the MSM the "lamestream" media. It takes all my will power to not follow her to the lowest common denominator and yell at the t.v. and say, "I know you are but what am I?!"

We'll have to start a Palin count on this page or something. But I'll only ask Sarah this--how low can you go?